I'm actually not racist. Daniel's just an idiot.

Daniel: an internship?

me: yeah, with congresswomen linda sanchez from LA. (insert as many latino jokes as you want)

Daniel: sanchez!!
Daniel: ole!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel: vive cuervo!!!
Daniel: break out your sombrero and your nine's homes!
Daniel: get that shit on esse!

me: your racism is impeccable

Daniel: thank you, i try
Daniel: dude make your own beaner joint
Daniel: reencarnate los cabos
Daniel: us buddhists are good at that reencarnation shit, its like our thing

me: thanks for that
me: but the hindus have been reencarnating since before buddha was just a really fat baby
me: i was actually a tree in my last life -- interestingly enough, i still did your mom.

Mos Def -- Umi Says (Zero 7 remix)